Welcome to STUBBY P.EYES (DICKS!). As with my first novel SURF SUSPENSE on Amazon.com via Paperback, Amazon e-store, and Kindle, STUBBY P.EYES is written with a film in brain. all the activities of the characters in STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) are portrayed in my brain while i used to be scripting this novel.
STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) IS AN OUTLANDISH VERY WILD AND NAUGHTY “PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR” event OF loopy WANDERLUST AND funny SPONTANEITY.
STUBBY P.EYES (DICKS!) is written to offer YOU the reader that digital enjoyable time mind exploration of pleasure and stimulation that would take your brain on a trip.
DO you love BEING younger?
DO you're keen on BLOWING IT OUT as soon as IN A WHILE?
DO you're keen on occurring holiday AND GETTING clear of THE each day BULLSHIT we need to care for? now not announcing IT’S ALL BULLSHIT yet all of us have to TAKE A holiday and feature a few FUN!
THE better part OF lifestyles IS THE “FUN!”
HOW concerning the giggle? HOW in regards to the stable instances? HOW in regards to the intercourse? HOW in regards to the tune? HOW in regards to the sturdy foods and drinks? HOW approximately nice workout AND the outside? HOW approximately nice CONVERSATION?
PEOPLE! I’M speaking approximately freeing FUCKING FUN!
WE ALL have to TAKE OUR HEADS OUT OF OUR ASSES at times AND odor these ROSES AND speak WITH OR MEET a brand new PERSON.
CONVERSATION appears like A international item WITH the entire know-how. LET’S begin starting UP OUR MOUTHS (UNLESS you will have undesirable BREATH and want to comb these enamel OR consume a few MINTS) AND proportion a few fascinating themes rather than dwelling at the back of ALL of these diverse SIZED digital SCREENS.
STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) has you interested in a wanderlust experience that would provide you with that stimulation on your middle, brain, and soul except you're feeling such as you have already died on your middle, brain, and soul. If that’s the case, you actually need to leap begin your center, brain, and soul and begin residing. STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) gets you started.
Join up with Scooter Hurtsom, Fran Manness, Elroy Shorski, Lenny Losneck and the remainder of their comrades and THE CLEVELAND REVELERS. take part the investigative tactical endeavors with unabridged humor as those men and their assisting forged and cohorts are their real selves and don’t carry again just like the “Joneses”. stick to this inner most investigator tale that's exact with its motion, HUMOR and kind A CHARACTERS. IT’S NAUGHTY and infrequently great FOR THAT SEXINESS that is continually stable AND is usually wanted!
The tale starts off in SCENIC AND attractive WILMINGTON, NORTH CAROLINA and hits not easy in a single CLEVELAND ROCKS, OHIO!
As in my first novel SURF SUSPENSE, STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) is written to offer YOU the reader these myriad of human sensations that make existence worthy dwelling and make us search out these strong feeling and strong smelling and solid every thing day-by-day stories.
ONE factor results in ANOTHER!
The outdated asserting not anything enterprise not anything GAINED!
NO hazard NO REWARD!
NO enjoyable capability NO LIFE!
Enjoy STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) and its story of personal research which takes you on a trip of rambunctious smart adventurous attractive hearty soulful wonderment and adrenalin looking in your consistent charm and dependancy to HAVING that groovy FUCKING TIME IN existence!
ARE YOU WITH ME?
“You loopy fuck-er. You learn and feature a lot enjoyable. You drink cola and devour popcorn. You don’t take unload in the course of interpreting. Farts are allowed. How approximately a few Raisinets? Wash and wipe your palms earlier than turning the pages. imagine tropical. imagine paradise. Don’t take into consideration sunlight flares and imminent EMF. imagine holiday! paintings to stay now not reside to paintings. you're allowed to take unload now. simply wash your fingers afterwards.”
BE fortunately CONTAGIOUS!
Most of all, (Think of George Carlin) take pleasure in your self AND forget about these “CRAPPY” DAYS. IT’S ALL approximately THAT STIMULATION on your mind AND residing existence TO ITS FULLEST MAN!
Enjoy STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!)
Your solid time buddy